Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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