I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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