Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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