his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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