Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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