no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Operation Purity has been aborted
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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