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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize