Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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