I accidentally burped into my bong.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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