Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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