What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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