I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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