How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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