brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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