YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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