i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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