remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
