dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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