i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We are all done wearing pants today
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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