Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh god it's open bar.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
