Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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