i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
