I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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