How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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