life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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