I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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