So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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