I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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