the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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