Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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