I just cut my nipple shaving
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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