if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
