I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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