You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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