it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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