I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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