Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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