That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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