Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Do plants get herpes?
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