for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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