sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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