Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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