Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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