Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I did not marry a roomba.
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