woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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