Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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