I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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