Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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