is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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