Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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