I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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