we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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