she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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