people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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