Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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